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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:29
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
No, not a chance
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No go.
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Everyone loved it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
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Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
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Next, they tried...
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Unacceptable again!